K’ scary monsters driving through our neighborhood go away. Here is your theme song from:

That’s my bio-alter-father in the clouds,.. It’s a real picture. He’s in the clouds. He keeps the most monsters away. See he’s on the right.

Go away scary monsters
Click image for youtube video. We heart witches right now hence the comment.

Except for the Scary Witch, it’s FINE,.. Hearing you and your kids in the car?
Scary STUFF! Which is why we have the garlic fields forever featured image.
Go ahead the witch website is not scary at all.


Locals Only

Locals Only
How far does that phrase go back?
I don’t know. I do know we had it in Arcadia, Big Bear Lake. I don’t want to fight over who started the phrase but to some of us it was cool. In Arcadia and the whole SoCal southland you saw graffiti that just said: Locals Only It’s kind-of all over the world now apparently.

What it was in reality,.. once the phrase hooked in to people’s heads it meant Locals First or simply “I am a local here”. If you heard the phrase: “Local’s only” you knew that there was “a issue” with people who were not from that neighborhood or some kind of local RuleZ that you did not know about. [RuleZ <–common sense, if someone says: “Locals” that is a simple way of telling you they know what’s up or live in the area and they are not trying to cause problems. A editing interruption digression –> UNCOS means The Stranger in spanish BTW

Hey a cool video from LA Weekly click me

Back to Locals Only

I remember the snowflake thing wow,..


And official unofficial galleries,..

Dangerous Art:
People always ask why do they pay for that stuff?



Why is it dangerous? Well,.. art has to have a concept and people have to talk about something so,.. if it’s dangerous then it’s “Sexy” but if it looks like a solar weiner solar fryer then it’s Danger ART. It’s really two Shiny balls opening to show another shiny ball which is FUN to talk about and walk around and have your kids play with while on a “corporate plaza”

Digression alert here speaking about talking to someone about having the devil show up at your house? I know a guy,.. ya know,.. who sometimes when he was on his way to Doris Day’s house would stop by in the “black cape thing” at our house, sometimes.

See,.. last night there was a story from the blackness of night about Terry Kupfer being in the KKK  and Anton LaVey.

Thank god the real KKK remembered the actual story:
Anton LaVey did meet with the KKK at several times trying to find out who was threatening his son’s life. The KKK in San Bernardino remember and respect him for doing that. This is from a story told last night at his families spirit shrine, this is very scary sometimes which is why certain people like myself and others try to find humor in everyday life. Phrases like just call yourself Howard Stanton, we don’t need the last name L e v e y, we have no use for your last name, were overheard so I can verify it’s true. [I was there at the time. Imagine being me for a moment]

Thanks Yucaipa for showing you cared, you need to please remember that sometimes I need to be invisible again. If  you want us to convince people that the spirit exists, Then you need to show respect for The Ancients.

Saying it back to the night,..  I put it to you this way:
Can you imagine going from San Francisco to  LA and San Bernardino at various times,..  alone to find the people that were known to be abusing your son and threatening to kill him for their version of Satanism? Then tracking them down and actively searching for the real KKK to talk to them? In the 1970’s? With that Last Name? Then finding and talking to them at night, alone? 600 miles from home? The man is still a legend which is why in OLD LA he was the people’s king.

Somehow the next part is not so funny anymore I wrote it years earlier so you need to put your tablet down and come back in a few minutes dear readers.

Back yet?

LOL EVIL SPECTRUM CABLE they stole the IDEA from Arcadians.
What if the grim reaper showed up?
Remember the grim reaper guy in Arcadia? Did they make it onto TV?
It’s gotta be them,.. I remember these guys,..

Spectum SEz I love Jesus lol
Spectum SEz I love Jesus lol wait that’s a “goatee demon” and the grim reaper

I Varsity Lettered in Badminton,.. (TWICE) same concept as Yoga Boy here next to danger art in the green shirt being severely estrogenized by burnt hormones => pheremones

LOL “That’s like his Coven of Love Right?”

It’s spelled A.R.C.A.D.I.A. <–where this kind of humor comes from

We have our own secret religion,.. Conversation goes like this:
See it’s like this,..Umm don’t pick on Yoga Boy,.. otherwise the Estrogen people run you over in the parking lot later. He gets to give them backrub’s honey, it’s OK for him to be there,..

Danger Yoga, I like it,.. Nothing like standing under the 50 thousand pound sculpture next to you. Notice what bridge it is? This is the ultimate urban boy’s fantasy which is why someone took the picture in the first place. The women share him around and try to feed him and get him fat. He’s thinking sex ALL THE TIME. They are just trying to marry him to their families. Usually they are thinking he is a sweetheart —and if he is—they get to forget who they are and be his age for a moment in time. For a moment he is their sweetheart,..

But nothing beats Estrogen Archery,..

Why are you guys all into the archery thing?

Um,.. Well? It’s probably the same thing?


Those are Breasts,.. Estrogen Archery is about Men ahem, cough “letting women play with pointed objects”BUT it’s actually a secret Santa”naic” sex cult  (santa naic get it? Hi K!)

Attention all men You need to try to read their minds?
That’s all you have to do,.. to be loved is to be able to read their minds. Here is a hint: look at their faces,.. FACES FIRST that’s how you can read their minds by looking at their faces get it? Smiling => Happy

Men think they are like this when they are in a pack

Look my penis is scaring a dog:
Which is true!

In reality to women men look like this when the women are in a pack

#1 Rule in life => Women hear things men don’t hear,.. Get it?
#2 Rule in life => Don’t bug the woman with the bow and arrows that’s the kung-fu expert.