Humor: If you want a house on the corner buy a house on the corner


Humor: If you want a house on the corner buy a house on the corner

If you want a house on the corner to “see what’s going on” buy a house on the corner. Don’t ask the people that live in those houses what’s going on because that’s ridiculous.

I am not involved in educating the homeschoolers.
I am not involved in Adulting your elderly parents.
I am not involved in “changing the neighbors” because I want new neighbors, “I don’t like the old ones, I am embarrassed by what my kid did”.

[If your child is outside at night telling the elderly to kill themselves, it’s fine if we know what’s going on, yes it’s embarrassing for you to own that child]

Repeat after me neighbors:
I am not involved in “Real Estate Turnover” because I am not a Real Estate Broker. I do not earn a percentage of the total office commissions.
Harassing homeowners to turn over real estate is crazy because in a small town THEY ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS. THEY CAN HEAR YOU DOING IT.

How do the normal people know this?
We see your grandkids in the bushes with cellphones and tablets.
Obviously they are pretending to be a ghost with Grandpa and Grandma? REALLY?
Isn’t that just using the kid for bait? OR are you guys trying to scare the gardener to death again?

Why do I get upset at this
Figuring it out what grandpa is playing with the kid takes too much time.
I only have (calculating) 6,307,200 minutes left to live.

Playing Real Estate Turnover is Nuts.

If I wanted a turnover I can go to the bakery and get a apple turnover. Listening to your grandkids in the bushes talking to grandpa is weird and scary unless you know there is a Aleister Crowley Coven nearby. Actually if it’s people in the bushes talking about sex and marijuana then it’s probably someone in California searching for the spirit of Gerald Gardener.

A famous automotive journalist, commentator and humorist had a point when he said I am not waiting  45 minutes for my car to charge up to go someplace. I only have “105,120” hours left in my entire LIFE.

Wasting my time is what I get mad at plus having to hear the deaf help the psychopathic family members. [Look, if you have 40 family members including the grandkids that’s a LOT of talking, IF your brood is having problems and it sounds like a pathological thing then:

Listening to people who have psychiatric disorders talk to each other in the neighborhood is fine for them because they have a problem with living their life. They want everyone to BE LIKE MIKE [Ouch,.. err ]

The problem is obvious, it’s the lack of visual aids.

You don’t get it right?
It’s like this:

I don’t want to be like you, I don’t want to be in your family, I want to have friends that have fun and don’t sit at home homeschooling the kids while mom gets to dress up all sexy and go to lunch (sell real estate).
Which is cool if she walks by the security cameras over HERE not OVER THERE!

Hint: instead of talking over the tops of houses why don’t you get a cheap tablet and take a video call over to the person you are talking to? You don’t even need to travel, just call uber and have them drive it over there. You can even talk to the driver while he does it. Doctor visits, no problem just send the tablet. You can measure your own blood pressure right?

Pretend I am that famous humorist with initials for a moment, you have to be nice to famous people to get them to talk to you.

Be Nice First

Oh  I forgot,..


The official answer is always useful.
You have to have a official answer (Historical fact: this comes from the Soviet Union). Once you have a official answer you have to use that as the official answer in any sentence answering a question. Even if it is the wrong answer.

Everybody knows that one in the UK correct?

Famous humorists in the USA:
Will Rogers, Samuel Clemens [Mark Twain]








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There once was a man who was a writer, he changed his name to write books about magic. They were successful books and he had lots of fans. It ended up being a counterculture movement in the  1970’s to the 2000’s that continues today. He was my biological father —I was put up for adoption— then he had another son by a different woman. His name was Howard Stanton Levey he changed his name to Anton Szandor LaVey. The family always said —all you have to do is change your name and write a book. If you want to know what one of his children believed and what the history of his diplomatic church in Southern California is come visit us on the other web pages.
What are you afraid of? It’s a web page:

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The Witch United States – The Witch United States…

This is a Witch Shine and Sanctuary created by Zeena Shreck for her family. Her father Anton LaVey was arguably the most famous —United States of America — Ukrainian Pagan and “Satanist” author of all time, he remains famous to this day.

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The Proof that The Spirit of God or Divinity Can Exist on Planet Earth



Local note about spiritualists around the property and ghost hunters from the Hekates: Please do not visit the Hekate shrine and ghost hunt.
Hekate controls the gates to the underworld. How can you be sure that the ghosts you are talking to are not evil spirits from hell or are mad at you for disturbing their everlasting rest? Disrespectful people are usually not very welcome because they disturb the souls, never pray for them or leave offerings and leave bad feelings behind.

Rule #1: Be nice to the spirits first and they will be nice to you.

One local woman figured it out a long time ago, all she had to say was friendly spirit when she heard one or saw one and then the spirits were friendly to her all day. She had good luck when she did that and bad luck when she did not. Usually things like this are very simple and this rule of thumb works pretty well when you are on a spiritual path in life.

Be respectful, be kind to the spirit or spirits and thank them if they help you, but above all else:

Be nice first.


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Which way does the Insignia or Sigil go?

Which way does the Insignia or Sigil  (SEAL) Sign go?

This is a question often asked:
Insignia is from Latin: in->signum, in->signis, in->signe, Insignia
Sigil is from Late Latin: Sigillium, Sigil

I did one for The Ukraine, White Moons Over Kiev with their Sigil on it see if you can find it on the internet.

Which way does it go? Well,.. it depends on the pole:

You can search for other independence day or city birthday parades the Rome Birthday parade is different because it was supposed to have representatives from all the nations in the Roman Empire. They carried their own insignia’s
Here is a search for Greek Parade go ahead and look.


This is from another google search,.. The kids are reading this page I know,..
Click it to go to the google search,..

An enactment or drama is different than you think,.. go here and see what is called a ritual drama or ritual enactment from that webpage here is an excerpt:

Explaining Cultic Theatres and Ritual drama to the modern non-christian requires a definition. Rather than a definition an example would be:  The Cultus of Aphrodite would be practiced in the Temple of Aphrodite and/or the Sanctuary of Aphrodite. [A cult is the care of a God or Goddess. The cultus is the system or variety of religious worship] A cultic theater play or ritual and enactment is what they performed during feasts as well as for other ceremonies. As far as we know some of the Cultic Theater and Ritual Drama performed in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the latter half of the 20th century after WWII had not been enacted or performed for thousands of years. With help from the academic community in the University of Californiaand The California State University, research and practical knowledge was shared between practitioners and professors.

Poster created during the Second World War (1943), according to the Declaration of the United Nations of 1942. This poster is important because it represents the origins of the United Nations as a wartime alliance (before it was a concrete organization). As a work of Office of War Information, a branch of the United States Federal Government, this work is in public domain.
Poster created during the Second World War (1943), according to the Declaration of the United Nations of 1942. This poster is important because it represents the origins of the United Nations as a wartime alliance (before it was a concrete organization). As a work of Office of War Information, a branch of the United States Federal Government, this work is in public domain.

One of the questions discussed with the professors was the subject of Cultic Theatres and Ritual Drama which was a major obstruction to the recognition of ancient religious practices by the state, local and federal governments of the United States of America. This is NOT a small issue and was directly tied into the 1960’s and 1970’s religious civil rights movements. This simple question of what was a governmentally recognizable religious observance of a prayer, a ritual or a rite was and still is a major topic when we begin to consider various forms of care and worship that were indigenous public and private observancesrituals and ceremonies. Some of these early observances were forcibly broken up by various US federal, state and local police agencies. Indeed the problem remains to this very day but the pieces are finally in place to accurately describe and protect one of the most sacred American liberties. The Freedom of Religion

From Wikipedia:  Cult is literally the “care” (Latin cultusowed to deities and to templesshrines, or churches. Cult is embodiedin ritual and ceremony.
Its present or former presence is made concrete in templesshrines and churches, and cult images, including cult images and votive offerings at votive sites. For more on the Ancient Greek religions or cults please click the eponymous link here.

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