Humor: If you want a house on the corner buy a house on the corner

Humor: If you want a house on the corner buy a house on the corner

If you want a house on the corner to “see what’s going on” buy a house on the corner. Don’t ask the people that live in those houses what’s going on because that’s ridiculous.

I am not involved in educating the homeschoolers.
I am not involved in Adulting your elderly parents.
I am not involved in “changing the neighbors” because I want new neighbors, “I don’t like the old ones, I am embarrassed by what my kid did”.

[If your child is outside at night telling the elderly to kill themselves, it’s fine if we know what’s going on, yes it’s embarrassing for you to own that child]

Repeat after me: I am not involved in “Real Estate Turnover” because as a Real Estate Broker I earn a percentage of all commissions and that is based on the total office product turnover. Harassing homeowners to turn over real estate to receive your broker’s commission percentage makes people upset because it’s your salespeople’s GRANDKIDS doing it. How? –>  by having them take phones or ipad tablet computers and hide in the bushes. Why? –> Obviously they are pretending to be a ghost with Grandpa and Grandma? REALLY? Isn’t that just using the kid for bait?

Why do I get upset at this? Because I only have (calculating) 6,307,200 minutes left to live. If I wanted a turnover I can go to the bakery and get a apple turnover. Listening to your grandkids in the bushes talking to grandpa is weird and scary unless you know there is a Aleister Crowley Coven nearby. Actually if it’s people in the bushes talking about sex and marijuana then it’s probably someone in California searching for the spirit of Gerald Gardener.

A famous automotive journalist, commentator and humorist had a point when he said I am not waiting  45 minutes for my car to charge up to go someplace. I only have “105,120” hours left in my entire LIFE.

Wasting my time is what I get mad at.

Listening to people who have psychiatric disorders talk to each other in the neighborhood is fine for them because they have a problem with living their life. They want everyone to BE LIKE MIKE [Ouch,.. err ]

BE LIKE THEM. The problem is obvious, it’s the lack of visual aids.

It’s like this:

I don’t want to be like you, I don’t want to be in your family, I want to have friends that have fun and don’t sit at home homeschooling the kids while mom gets to dress up all sexy and go to lunch (sell real estate).

Hint: instead of talking over the tops of houses why don’t you get a cheap tablet and take a video call over to the person you are talking to? You don’t even need to travel, just call uber and have them drive it over there. You can even talk to the driver while he does it. Doctor visits, no problem just send the tablet. You can measure your own blood pressure right?

Pretend I am that famous humorist with initials for a moment, you have to be nice to famous people to get them to talk to you.

Be Nice First

Oh  I forgot,..

For: JCRC RMH JDM from GTK

The official answer is always useful.
You have to have a official answer (Historical fact: this comes from the Soviet Union). Once you have a official answer you have to use that as the official answer in any sentence answering a question. Even if it is the wrong answer.

Everybody knows that one in the UK correct?

Famous humorists in the USA:
Will Rogers, Samuel Clemens [Mark Twain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorists

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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